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Eight True Blood Sex Scenes You Shouldn’t Try at Home
By James Brady Ryan
@ # 3) Eric is no one-minute man
From the moment Yvetta the Fangtasia dancer was hired (in a pre-season webisode), Eric clearly took more than a professional interest in her. We only catch the tail-end of this sex scene between the two (pun mostly intended), but it seems that Eric has good reason to pride himself on his stamina. Given what he tells Sookie, Eric’s been thrusting away with his crazy vampire speed for hours upon hours. Wonderful for him, we’re sure, but poor, poor Yvetta. We know Eric is exceptionally hot and all, but does anyone want that?
Hazards: Dehydration, muscle cramps, painful chafing.
@ # 6) Talbot gets it from behind
Attractive though Eric is, sex with him never really works out for anyone, does it? Eric’s obvious interest in Talbot was always suspect, so when the two finally got some alone time (with Eric all but promising the vampire couple that he would keep Talbot occupied sexually), it was destined to get messy. But did we expect Eric to stake Talbot while taking him from behind, showering himself in a rain of viscera? Well, okay, we had our suspicions. But we were hoping it wouldn’t be over so quickly.
Hazards: Depending on your role, arrest or death. Also, very tough fabric stains.
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